A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing
interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that
it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed
potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.
About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc,
the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It
wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food
and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off
and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that
strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that
restaurant anyway."
