A virgin girl gets married to a guy who's supposed to rather well
endowed. She explains this to her new husband who tells her he knows
how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by
bit.
The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the
door. "Are you nervous yet?" says her husband.
"No, I'm OK." she replies.
Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he asks, "Are you
still OK?"
"Yes" she replies.
A further foot comes around the door and she says, "I'm still not
nervous."
"OK," her husband replies, "I'm just starting up the stairs."
