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Ghosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
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I Got to Piss
An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search, he couldn't find any place to relieve himself.
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Indian Chief's Signal
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called.
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Indian Toilet Paper
An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
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Jose's First Game
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.
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Lunch Box
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building.
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Mexican Restaurant Specialty
A couple go to Mexico City for vacation and go to a famous local restaurant.
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New Yorker
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
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Pizza, The
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
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Redneck Divorce
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.
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