An Irishman stumbles out of a bar and is spied by a Constable.
The Constable approches...
C: Can I help ya lad ?
I: Yea, SSSSomebody ssstol my car!
C: Well, wheer was ya car last time ya saw it ?
I: It twas at the end of tiss key! (he held up a key already in his hand) At this time the constable notices the Irishman has his manhood out.
C: Hey, Ar ya aware ya expoosing yaself ?
I: Ohh God, They got me girl too!
