I Was Sick A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." continue reading
Lawyer or Ass? A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. continue reading
New Reporter A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. continue reading
Not to Swear One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. continue reading
Raped Nun A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. continue reading
Seize Him The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature. Receiving no response at the front door, he went around to the back door and knocked. continue reading
Tell Me The Time A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" continue reading
Very Bad Boy A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a 12yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other. continue reading
