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Rat?
A kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am going to give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a word that begins with that letter."
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Robo Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
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School Motto
The principal was very proud of his school's academic record. 'It is very impressive.'
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Songs' Influence
Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 3'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened....
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Stupidest Boy
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.
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Teaching A Proper Grammar
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word beautiful in the same sentence twice.
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Three Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
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Too Smart For First Grade
Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade!"
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Trouble Hearing
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
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True-False
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.
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