And In A Year I'll Be Five A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. continue reading
Annoying Boy On Bus A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' continue reading
Blonde Kidnapper A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. continue reading
Bring Your Daughter To Work Day A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" continue reading
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" continue reading
Christmas Cookie Dough Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. continue reading
Circumcised Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". continue reading
