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Confused
"I'm confused," the little boy admitted to his teacher.
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Confused Child In Wedding Party
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side).
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Daughter's Prayer
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
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Dirty Honey
A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?"
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Donations To The Preacher
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.
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Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
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Little Boy Who Wanted $100, The
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
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Little Joey
Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, “Joey what are you doing?” Joey replied, “Teacher, my mommy had me circumsized yesterday and it still hurts.”
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Little Johnny Gives To The Sick
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
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Little Johnny's Prognosis
A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As they spoke, her Little Johnny could clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room - yet she made no attempt to restrain him.
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