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In The Family Closet
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...''
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Iron Supplement
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives.
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Irritation, Aggravation and Frustation
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.
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It's What's For Dinner
A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except “dam ham.”
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Joe And Wanda Had A Small Apartment...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
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Kite Tails And Rejection
One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing.
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Little Johnny's Chemistry Set
Little Johnny took his new chemistry set down to the basement where he stayed all afternoon mixing various liquids together.
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Little Johny
Little Johnny had a cursing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him.
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Long Hair
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
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Making a Sandwich
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex.
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