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Safe Haven
A boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After being in the orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker that he wants to leave.
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Screwing All Night
It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
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Sex With First Grade Teacher
A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher.
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Son in Law
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.
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Taking Joe to The Zoo
One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said,' It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo.'
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Theory VS Reality
One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality". His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbor for a half million dollars."
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Two at The Same Time
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?
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Two Bums At A Children's Birthday Party
A lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out and hired a caterer, a band, and a clown.
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Unanswered Questions
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
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Vampire Mom
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?
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