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Arithmetic Problem
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.
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Arkansas Scholars
Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.)
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First Grade Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest.
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Geometry
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."
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Gimmie An "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
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Kid And Animals
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.
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Little Johnny Answers The Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None."
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
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Sweet Semen
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar?
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