Arkansas Scholars Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.) continue reading
First Grade Proverbs A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. continue reading
Gimmie An "R" A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. continue reading
Kid And Animals There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. continue reading
Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. continue reading
Sweet Semen In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar? continue reading