A proper man met a beautiful woman and agreed to pay
$500 for a night with her.
On the way to the office he regretted what he had
done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his
administrative assistant send a check for $250 and
enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed, please find a check in the amount of $250
for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when
I rented the apartment,
I was under the impression that:
It had never been occupied
There was plenty of heat
It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been
previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the woman immediately
returned the check for $250.00 with the following
note:
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size-if you haven't
enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady.
