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3 gay Men
There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time.
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Admittance to Heaven
A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.
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Advisors
A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his closest advisors: his doctor, his priest and his lawyer.
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At The Pearly Gates.
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
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Borderline Genius
A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
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Cookies
An old man was laying on his death bed.
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Death Notice
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea.
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Death or Booka
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders.
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Died Mother, The
A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "What happened? What could be so bad?"
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Ding Dong
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.
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