Feel Like a Woman As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." continue reading
Funeral Procession Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. continue reading
Getting Ready for the Crash A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated all our visibility." continue reading
Here's a Sick One So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut off her late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. continue reading
I Have something to Tell You There are two nice bachelor brothers who live with their mother, Jim and Bob. A business trip took Bob out of town for a few days but he promised to call home on a regular basis to find out how things are going. continue reading
If Only Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. continue reading
Joe and John There were twin bothers named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. continue reading
