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Last Message
After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you something".
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Last Message
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it.
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Last Sentence
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr Drone."
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Living a Long Healthy Life
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising.
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May I Take My Wealth With Me
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven.
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Nudity Colony
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time.
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Shirley's Makeover
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital.
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Solemn Voice
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of on-lookers gathersaround.
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Story About Businessman And His E-mail, A
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.
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What Heaven?
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
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