A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband
made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his
spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the
usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits,
her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello
Margaret, this is meeee..."
"Fred," she answered. I just have to know if you're
happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever
imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer,
the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more
lush and green than I ever expected.
And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and
sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo
in Montana."
