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75 Story Skycrapper
Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75- story skyscraper.
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Accountant, The
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
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Alligator Shoes
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.
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Alternative Way
Two men are playing tennis, one man falls and hits his elbow and decides to go to the doctors, the other man says "Don't waste any money on the doctors, just go inside the store at the corner down the street
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Always Check
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
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Amazing Frog
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big
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Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
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Any Key
I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
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Are You Batman
At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face.
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Back Up
There is the classic one (which may be an urban myth) of the secretary working in an accounting firm who is told to make back up copies of the disks every night.
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