An old man was laying on his death bed.
He had only hours to live when he suddenly
smelled chocolate chip cookies.
He loved chocolate chip cookies more than
anything else in the world.
With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself
out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs.
Then down the stairs and into the kitchen.
There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.
As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the
back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was
holding.
"Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"
