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10$ is 10$
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person.
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3 Old Timers
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
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Amazing Connection With God, An
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
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An Old Lady
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when-all of a sudden-a fairy godmothre appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
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Annual Check
An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
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Annual Check Up
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
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Annual Sex
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.
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Assisted Suicide
One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
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At a Nursing House
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.
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Bet You Five Dollars
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
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