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Nursing Home
A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators.
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Old Ladies' Condoms
Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.
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Old Ladies' Noggins
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
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Old Lady And The Doctor, The
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
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Old Lady's Confession
Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.
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Old Men with Shaking Hands
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook.
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Old Robinhood
A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way.
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Old Tam
Old Tam, who had lost all his teeth, had a visit from the minister who noted that Tam had a bowl of almonds.
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Old Woman Scent
A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine.
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Only Human Milk
Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk.
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