Nursing Home A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators. continue reading
Old Lady's Confession Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. continue reading
Old Robinhood A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. continue reading
Old Tam Old Tam, who had lost all his teeth, had a visit from the minister who noted that Tam had a bowl of almonds. continue reading
Old Woman Scent A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. continue reading
Only Human Milk Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. continue reading