Pet Supplies An old lady that went to the grocery store to buy dog food. The clerk said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I need proof it's for your dog, because old people are eating dog food." So the old lady brought in her dog and bought the food. continue reading
Portrait A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex." continue reading
Sperm Count There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. continue reading
Strict Nursing Home After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live alone, a family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well cared for. continue reading
