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Muddy Street
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
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My Suede Jacket
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket.
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A sucessful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all.
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New Car, A
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
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Night Under the Stars
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep.
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Nobel Prize, A
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
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Not Milk
A man walks into a T-Shirt store and on the walls there where three t-shirts on display for sale.
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Not To Worry
A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace.
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Open The Door!
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
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Origin of Chapstick, The
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
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