Idiot Resuce Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. continue reading
Juicy Squirt The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" continue reading
Lessons Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" continue reading
Mailbox, The A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him and she has a robe on and she opens it and the man notices she has nothing on underneath. continue reading
More Stupid Quotes On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?” -- Vanna White, “Wheel of Fortune” co-star continue reading
Only In America A Charlotte, NC man having purchased a box of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. continue reading
Saintly Sons Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." continue reading
Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep. continue reading
Slip Of The Tongue A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. continue reading
So, You Don't Like My Web Site You swine. You filthy little maggot. What is that tripe you call an opinion? What is that scrofulous little tumor you call a brain? Don't you know that you are pathetic? continue reading
