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King's Daughter, The

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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princeess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic, ...anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter ?. He consuletes his wizards and magicians. One wizards told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that doesn't melt in her, she will be cured". The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thingking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princcess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away dissapointed. The third prince approached. He told the rincess "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there". The princess did as she was told, though she turned red, She held it in her hand. And it did not melt !!. The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed and the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after ?
Question : What was the object in the prince's pants?


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