At The Old Folks Home One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." continue reading
Black Magic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. continue reading
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" continue reading
Cigarette Condoms Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. continue reading
County Legislator An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation she asked her husband, “Have you ever cheated on me? It’s all over, so just tell me." continue reading
Five Dollars A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. continue reading
Grandpa & Grandson A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" continue reading
