A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the
doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my
wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
