A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. On Halloween
night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail,
and pitchfork.
" Who are you?" he asked, half-drunk.
" I'm the Devil," she responded.
" Well, come on home with me," he said."I married your sister!"
