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A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. " Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." " I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." " For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."


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