Fool For Bean Curd, A The guest was a bit surprised when his host served him a dinner of nothing but a dish of bean curd The host praised the virtues of bean curd, saying, "Bean curd is my life; it's the most delicious food in the world."
Forehead A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." continue reading
Gastric Distress A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. continue reading
Get Drunk on Hallowen Day A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. On Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. continue reading
Godly Ideas A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk. continue reading
Guardian Angel, The A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." continue reading
Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. continue reading
