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Nicer Approach, A
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night.
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No Problem
One day a man went off to the market to buy rice. Unfortunately, he lost the sack on the way.
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Not Bad For Wood
A man and woman meet in a bar and start to dance.
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Obsessed Couples
Three couples are in line at the pearly gates. St. Peter says to the first couple, "Sorry, I can't let you in.
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Phone Home
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple gets ready for bed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
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Plastic Surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
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Pregnant Husband
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
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Propensity to Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
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Returning Photos
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
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