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Settled Difficulties
"I hear Maggie and yourself settled your difficulties and decided to get married after all," Jock said to Sandy.
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Sexy Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
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Slipped
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.
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Speaking to God
A man was speaking to God. "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"
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Top Ten Signs
Lately she sits at the computer naked
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Trip To The Dentist's Office, A
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry
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Two Married Buddies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
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Two Women
Jock's nephew came to him with a problem. "I have my choice of two women," he said,
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Wedding Anniversary
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
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Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
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