A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention
and decided to come on a little stronger to him. After dinner, she put
on her sexy, backless nightgown backwards so her tits were showing and
sauntered into the living room.
"Notice anything?" she asked slyly.
"Yes, you've got your nightgown on backwards," her husband answered
simply.
"How could you tell?" she cooed.
"Because the skidmarks are at the front."
