#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see
what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married
the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his
bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's
status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until
he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married, and then it was
too late."
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But, when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why. Affair ?
#CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbours listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you." And the
husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified :
"Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds
letters.
They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made
my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend
asked.The woman replied, "A multimillionaire
