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12-Times Married Woman
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.
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A Father's Last Request
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
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A Second Opinion
My friend married a doctor. At a certain point he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
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Ad Messages
A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life.
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Admiring Glances
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kios, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by.
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Black Magic
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
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Bringing Home a Second Wife
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.
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Clock is Busted
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
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Different Father
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to.
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Egg In The Box
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy.
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