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Fishing Opportunity
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week.
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Five Bucks Sex
There were these two women who were friends and neighbours. One noticed that the other always seemed to have lots of new goodies
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Funeral Procession
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.
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Furniture Budget
Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home".
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Getting Married
#CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
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Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Good Time to Wash It
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years.
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Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
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Husband's Policy
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ...
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Keeping Your Husband Home
Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?
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