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Old Sex
An older couple goes to a doctor's office and ask him to watch them have sex. Although he considers it a rather bizarre request, the doctor agrees and watches them have sex.
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Pain
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
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Plastic Surgery
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
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Plumber Fixes A Doctor's Toilet, A
A doctor stayed home from work one day because his toilet was clogged, and he couldn't get a plumber to make a housecall at any other time.
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Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
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Pregnant Husband
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
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Psychology Theraphy
John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy.
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Punk Rocker
A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
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Real Ball Buster, A
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
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Scared of The Symptoms
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment.
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