Thermometer Pen A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. continue reading
Turning Blue? "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." continue reading
Twenty Four Hours To Live A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live. continue reading