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Visiting Doctor
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''
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Visual Acuity Test, The
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test.
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Weight Problem
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem.
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Weird Hobbies
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check.
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What Are You Doing There
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
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What Is Three Times Three?
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
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When I Grow Up And get Released?
Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society.
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Where Lawyers Come From
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
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Woman in a Labor Ward
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.
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Woman With Three Fannies, The
A woman goes to a doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got a problem. You see, I was born with 3 fannies. What can you do for me?"
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