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Broken Finger
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
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Bulgy Protrudy
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned.
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Can Doctors Be Replaced?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
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Can't Feel Legs
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
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Can't Stop Thinking About Sex
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
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Can't Undress
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
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Carrot Out of Ear
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy.
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Change Of Plans
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
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Check Up, The
A little old man goes to the doctor for a complete medical check-up.
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Consultation
A patient had consultation with a doctor
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