Hit The Baby! An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. continue reading
How to take The Money This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. continue reading
I'm Glad It Didn't Bark A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes. continue reading
In a Hospital Waiting Room I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!" continue reading
In Doctor's Office This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... continue reading
In The Heart A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. continue reading
It Bothered Me Patient: "During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much." continue reading
Kinds of Doctors There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: continue reading
Little Johnny's Prognosis A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As they spoke, her Little Johnny could clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room - yet she made no attempt to restrain him. continue reading
