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‘Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
‘Twas two weeks past elections, when all through Palm Beach. Only lawyers were stirring, the blood sucking leech.
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727 to 360
The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360.
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A Carpet Layer
A carpet layer had justfinished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
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A Good Chess Player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
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A Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.
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Absent Minded
A Filipino pilot who became well known for his absent-mindedness was invited to pilot a new flying boat.
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Accountant, The
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
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Actors, The
Two actors that haven't seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.
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Advisors
A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his closest advisors: his doctor, his priest and his lawyer.
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African And Russian Ambassadors
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
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