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Airport
Do you know how you can tell the really stupid guy at the airport?
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Are The Pilots Flying Blind?
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
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Are You Kidding?
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT
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Art Gallery
Mike goes to his first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
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Bank Teller Hard Time
A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller,
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Billy Goat And The Salesman
A traveling salesman was driving down a country road one day and saw a farmhouse. He says to himself, "That looks like a good place to peddle my pots and pans.
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Blacksmith's Apprentice
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.
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Borderline Genius
A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
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Breakfast Light
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.
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Broken Condom
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom.
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