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Bum, The
The Bum
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Buy Or Listen
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him.
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Buying The Farm
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.
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Can I Have Two Dollars Please?
A beggar knocked on the door of a Beverly Hills mansion. There was no immediate answer, so the bum kept knocking. For fiteen minutes he kept this up
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Chainsaw
An Mid-Westener walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour.
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Cheap Pickups
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
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CIA Is Hiring, The
The CIA is hiring and is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him:
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Consultant
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road.
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Courage
Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral.
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DC-10, A
A DC-10 had an exceedingly long landing rollout after landing with his approach speed just a little to high
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