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Go-fer, The
Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright.
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Hand Saw
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
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How Do You Start A Flood?
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
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Hymns, By Profession
HYMNS, BY PROFESSION
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If You See Me Running
The other day, we had a bomb scare here in Rio Rancho, NM, at the Giant gas station.
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In The Dark
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
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Irish Rail
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and Irish
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Itemizing The Bill
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all mechanical things. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
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Job Descriptions
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
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Juicy Squirt
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
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