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Keeping The Piece
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.
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LAPD, CIA, FBI Rivalry
The heads of the CIA, FBI, and the LAPD were in a conference with the president of the United States. They couldn't accomplish much, however, because of their incessant rivalry with regards to which agency could apprehend suspects the most efficiently and quickly.
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Length or Height
A group of managers were given he assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went to the flagpole with a ladder and a measuring tape.
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Long Time, A
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
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Magician and Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
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Mail Sorting
Paul got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.
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Man In An Ice Cream Parlor, A
A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone.
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Managers vs Engineers
Three Engineers and three Managers are going to a conference and had to travel by train to get there.
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Military Etiquette
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
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New Reporter
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details.
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