Complimenting The Lawyer "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. continue reading
Creative Defence A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. continue reading
Dealing With a Lawyer A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" continue reading
Eating a Lawyer The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. continue reading
