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Lawyer Payment
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
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Lawyer Taking Their Time
A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
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Lawyer Vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
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Lawyer, a Czech, and Two Bears, A
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.
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Lawyer's Rates
A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates.
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Lawyers And Bucket Of Shit
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
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Lawyers Flying
Two Lawyers were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
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Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
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Lying Lawyer
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Materialistic Lawyer
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues,
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