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Sharks And Lawyers
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
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Tell Me What I Am
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.
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Theif And Lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
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Traffic Jam
A guy was stuck in a traffic jam that hadn't moved for more than half an hour.
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Two Lawyers walking Through The Woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
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What Are You Doing There
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
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What is 2+2?
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
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Where Lawyers Come From
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
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Why Should I Give You
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
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You Won't Go To Jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense.
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