Absolutely Jokes: Great Collection of High Quality Jokes

  main : profession jokes : lawyers

absolutely jokes
 main
 adults
 animals
 bar
 campus
 celebrities
 emergencies
 entertainment
 ethnics
 events
 insult jokes
 kids and teenagers
 life jokes
 love and wedding
 profession
 religion
 restaurant
 silly
 sports
 technology
 clean jokes
 links
recommended sites
- Jokes 'N Jokes
 

Clever Lawyer, The

Send this Joke
Printer Version
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.



related jokes

  • Where Lawyers Come From
  • Bribery
  • Justice Has Triumphed
  • Proposition
  • Lawyer, a Czech, and Two Bears, A
  • Minister and A Lawyer, A
  • Gang of Robbers
  • Traffic Jam
  • Eating a Lawyer
  •  

    Copyright ©2000-2006. Absolutely Jokes
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED