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A Murder Has Been Committed
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.
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Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
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Blonde Driver
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
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Car Accident
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
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Compact
There was this Filipino who had a very big truck. One day, he went to a coliseum to see a baseball game.
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Deaf Lady
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.
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Driving Nuns
A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway.
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Driving to a Country
This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down.
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Fuel For Thought
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
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George and Mary
Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat.
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